Lingerie, we all know what it is, it’s great stuff! It makes women feel more confident and attractive, and us men, well, we love it because it makes women more confident and attractive, everybody’s a winner!
Naturally enough then, it’s no surprise that there are a host of companies selling naughty nighties and underwear these days. Everyone from M&S, whose sexy, yet somehow at the same time sensible, lingerie is one of their flag ship product ranges, to the slightly more niche, and perhaps provocative brands; whatever your fancy it’s probably only a quick Google away.
Lingerie that's attractive and functional? I must admit, I'm dubious.
Still, there’s “niche” markets and then there are some truly odd offerings which occasionally hit the world of underwear. One example of the latter is the, soon to be released, “golfing bra” from novelty bra maker Triumph International. The bodice includes an unfoldable 1.5m putting mat with the bra cups, unsurprisingly, becoming the holes themselves, & a built in speaker which congratulates you with a cry of “Nice shot!” whenever you hit the targets. But wait, there’s more! The top also features pockets for carrying balls and tees, as well as a flag pin that doubles as a scoring pencil. The outfit also includes a skirt, with the words “Be Quiet” on it’s rear, which can easily be transformed into a flag.
Other than carrying a putter around, the wearer really is all set and ready to go whenever they fancy some putting action, at least in theory; The fact that doing so would require the wearer to strip down to their pants is, sadly, likely to deter many from using this novelty lingerie outfit to it’s full potential.
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